Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Gas Prices Crisis: Solved

While Hillary waxes on about tearing down OPEC's cartel, I've crafted a solution that is even better (and much more likely to come true)!

I just drove by a Holiday station that advertised Regular at $3.45 a gallon.

What if we....(drum roll please)...

...sold gas by the half-gallon!

Yes! Then the sign would say $1.72!

Gas hasn't been that cheap since 2003!

Now, people would have to adjust somewhat. For example, my car would now get about nine miles per half-gallon, and so forth, but just think what it would do for America's morale!

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