While Hillary waxes on about tearing down OPEC's cartel, I've crafted a solution that is even better (and much more likely to come true)!
I just drove by a Holiday station that advertised Regular at $3.45 a gallon.
What if we....(drum roll please)...
...sold gas by the half-gallon!
Yes! Then the sign would say $1.72!
Gas hasn't been that cheap since 2003!
Now, people would have to adjust somewhat. For example, my car would now get about nine miles per half-gallon, and so forth, but just think what it would do for America's morale!