Sunday, July 6, 2008

Chrysler Miniman to have Blindspot Monitoring System


First of all: zzz

Thankfully for Chrysler Clown & Frumpy Miniman owners, this new system does not have the ability (the blindspot system actually uses radar) the range or resolution to actually see behind the vehicle where one would otherwise observe neighbors and friends pointing and laughing.

"Hey look at the dork in the ugly Miniman!"

Just when Miniman sales have mercifully started to decline, Chrysler decides to hasten the process with the squarest (I am speaking socially and spatially) Miniman ever.

1 comment:

Bike Bubba said...

Dat thang got a Hemi?

I LIKE minivans, and even I am appalled at the big square butt on the new Chryslers.

Which includes the Durango, too, of course.